Nukes are the Greatest Thing in the World!
Since fire, the wheel, and sliced bread. I read this article on CNN and I couldn't believe it. Nuking a hurricane?? I suppose sooner or later, it had to be mentioned.
Ever wonder why nukes seem to be a ready solution for epic calamities? I mean for things like humongous asteroids on a collision with earth to volcanoes to gigantic monsters or even levelling a mountain range to put in a shopping center (well, maybe not the last one), they seem to be the crux for these ideas.
How about this for an idea. Worried about global warming? Set off some nukes. With the impending nuclear winter, that should cool things down. 4th of July fireworks a little hum-drum? Set off some nukes. Now that would be one for the photo album (if your retinas aren't fried by then). Not getting your tan in a less than sunny summer? Set off some nukes. Not only will you get your tan in no time flat, summer has just gotten a few notches hotter (get some SPF 10,000 before you try this).
Sheesh...
Since fire, the wheel, and sliced bread. I read this article on CNN and I couldn't believe it. Nuking a hurricane?? I suppose sooner or later, it had to be mentioned.
Ever wonder why nukes seem to be a ready solution for epic calamities? I mean for things like humongous asteroids on a collision with earth to volcanoes to gigantic monsters or even levelling a mountain range to put in a shopping center (well, maybe not the last one), they seem to be the crux for these ideas.
How about this for an idea. Worried about global warming? Set off some nukes. With the impending nuclear winter, that should cool things down. 4th of July fireworks a little hum-drum? Set off some nukes. Now that would be one for the photo album (if your retinas aren't fried by then). Not getting your tan in a less than sunny summer? Set off some nukes. Not only will you get your tan in no time flat, summer has just gotten a few notches hotter (get some SPF 10,000 before you try this).
Sheesh...

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